
So. Last night I tossed and turned all night! Usually, I'm out like a light as soon as my head hits the pillow. For some reason though, I kept waking up and worrying that someone was breaking in downstairs. There are a few possibilities as to why I was so restless.
One, our puppy Malone usually sleeps on the floor next to my side of the bed, but he was having tummy issues. Therefore, he was banished to the downstairs bathroom. Poor thing!
Two, I kept thinking about that movie "Taken" that we watched on Valentine's. If you haven't seen it yet, you should! It's not a lovey-dovey movie by any means, though. It is intense. You might just find yourself turning on every light in the house and re-checking your locks (or...re-checking and thinking that dead-bolts just don't seem hard-core enough!)
Three, a wedding present we received yesterday. Let me explain. One of Mr's friends dropped by with a present that traveled all the way from the foot hills of the Himalayas. He is so sweet, and it is actually really cool that his mom picked it out for us while on vacation. It is also cool that it is completely copper and completely authentic. But, my sleepy little head couldn't sleep a wink thinking about where we were going to put a completely copper, completely authentic, completely NAKED BOOBED lady statue. Mr's friend said we were supposed to light a candle in her hands to greet all of our visitors "with light." So, now her bare boobies have a spotlight. With a wink, Mr. said maybe we can just cover her up a little bit. I'm not sure that'll do the trick. Tata tassles, anyone? ps. did I mention she's a good 2 ft. tall?

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